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  My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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• And if he's the drummer he can get you free pizza from his full time job.

  Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am

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  • lmao its true!!

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:24pm

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• Gives a whole new meaning to "head"-banging!

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:55am

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• Was is speed metal or a power ballad?

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am

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• At first I interpreted "metal band" as some kind of cock ring but I'm up to speed now.

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Nov 30, 11 at 10:55am

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• Just putting this out there: All you teenage girls that think getting jack hammered for 15 minutes is good sex, you are misinformed.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 1, 11 at 11:01am

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  • If they're gettin anything for 15 minutes, it IS good sex to them...most teenagers don't last more than a few seconds.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 5:58pm

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• does it matter...nowadays any kid who can strum a guitar thinks there a rockstar

  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:26pm

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• Practice does make perfect in this case!

  Submitted by analog3000 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:16am

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• fuuuucking ozzie

  Submitted by mmmmbop on Nov 30, 11 at 3:37pm

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• Rock never dies!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 11 at 6:09am

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• At least you can stand up.

  Submitted by boood on Nov 30, 11 at 10:59pm

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• Guys in bands are hot!

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 30, 11 at 9:13pm

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• Forced anal can be a challenge

  Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 8:22pm

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• I'll bet I know the guy she's talking about lol

  Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 30, 11 at 12:32pm

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