PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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