why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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