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  • 64 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:12pm

    Um how do you figuaratively find that in a shower?

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:43pm

    Or someone went in for emergency surgery........If it got stuck I'm the orrifice I'm thinking it did.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    I'm envisioning it being halved lengthwise. Much more interesting that way.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:26am

    7:20 and 7:32, if it was a double-sided one and someone took half, it would be quite obviously broken in half, silly people. that's how the OP would know.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:25am

    Or somebody went home HALF happy...

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    FIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTT OHH EMMMM GEEEE. kidding

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    Yeah...I'm gonna need that other half back sometime...

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 5:27am

    Hahahahahahhahahhahahha "implement of satan" thats funny

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:35pm

    heather brooke got the other half caught in her throat

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:39pm

    You think someone's happy they have a dildo stuck in their ass/vag?

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:32pm

    hahahaha. that was my question, 7:20

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:20pm

    Um how do you know it was originally double sided?

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:48am

    That's a whole kinda new present ain't it. Like those split heart friendship bracelet thingys

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:38am

    WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:05pm

    i bet the dog ate the dildo. they don't get stuck....

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:49pm

    If they don't remember, that it gonna be one hell of a poop!

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:15pm

    @12:38 I hate people like you. Masturbating has been proven to boost your self esteem, their is nothing wrong with that. I also am a guy, and I do not find it disrespectful. Although I am not every guy, I am pretty sure most guyswould agree

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:54pm

    12:38......what the fuck?

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:16pm

    Exactly what 7:20 said