I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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