Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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