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  I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.

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• what a sad life you "firsty" people must live..go out and get some friends or something

  Submitted by fuckallyall on Oct 15, 10 at 5:26pm

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• @NBK1 and that's why she's slipping you trace amounts of poison in your meals. Have fun!

  Submitted by Savagejay on Oct 15, 10 at 8:28pm

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  • it's the trace amounts that'll build up a tolerance.

    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Oct 16, 10 at 1:49am

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• Actually, all he's doing is commenting on a website. Same as you. Stop throwing a b!tch fit, and ignore the firsties.

  Submitted by Cthulhu on Oct 15, 10 at 6:07pm

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• i want as many thumbs down as possible

  Submitted by Hurmah on Oct 16, 10 at 8:40am

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• It's all about priorities.

  Submitted by Michguy on Oct 15, 10 at 6:08pm

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• Stupid whore

  Submitted by sgrice7 on Oct 15, 10 at 11:05pm

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• Can you say idiot?

  Submitted by shy_shy25 on Oct 19, 10 at 6:12pm

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• Assclown...

  Submitted by Mik27pmc on Oct 16, 10 at 1:44am

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• Call it off. Its not worth it.

  Submitted by justSTFU on Oct 16, 10 at 12:16am

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• Talk about a witch!

  Submitted by ButterFLY21 on Oct 16, 10 at 12:40am

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• Maybe you should put a mask on her and you can bare the sight of her?

  Submitted by atrain044 on Oct 17, 10 at 2:22am

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• This is why kids shouldnt get married.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 16, 10 at 7:59am

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• "got a funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore" weird al\nBut I digress, I actually respect this person. No point in ruining something you love over someone you don't. I am sure you did at one point but life throws us curve balls, took me almost a decade to realize this in life, and now I am in my 30s and doing alright. Good luck

  Submitted by tazpurvis on Oct 16, 10 at 11:51am

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• Fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 10 at 8:16am

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• Good thinking. Hate to make her pissed off before fucking her in her slutty costume!

  Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Oct 15, 10 at 8:40pm

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• This has fat twat written all over it

  Submitted by WestHam08 on Oct 16, 10 at 2:31pm

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• Thats my birthday:D

  Submitted by swampy411 on Oct 19, 10 at 6:46pm

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• these pretzels...are making me FIRSTY!\n\nall thumbs down rightttttt.....now.

  Submitted by Maze95 on Oct 15, 10 at 4:51pm

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• @ savageGAY- if you only knew. I slip poison into her everytime we fuck. She has no clue yet either.

  Submitted by NBK1 on Oct 15, 10 at 9:09pm

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• My wife tried to call off the wedding..... Shit went my way as always. Down here in the south we have control over our maids.

  Submitted by NBK1 on Oct 15, 10 at 8:15pm

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  • Sounds like a happy marriage.

    Submitted by gutsout on Oct 15, 10 at 9:16pm

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  • I'm guessing your wife is also your cousin?

    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 16, 10 at 1:30am

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