At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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