Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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