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  • 41 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    i wonder between sucking dick or drinking diet pepsi, which one has the lower calories count? ......i guess it depends on spit/swallow....

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:22am

    the least he could do is provide a beverage to wash the sperm down.. def a whore.. probably fat. with herpes.

  • 30 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:41am

    Why do you deserve a reward for putting a dick in your mouth? It is expected of any woman after they are done cleaning and not voting.

  • 29 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:22am

    10:27 I am pretty sure you are a guy - and that you posted that as your homosexual alter ego.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    shit. if you swallowed, and wanted a DIET Pepsi.... you killed it. You should have asked for a beer. All those points you scored for swallowing... down the drain. ...

  • 28 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:27am

    I think cum has a better aftertaste than Diet Coke anyway.

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:14am

    That sounds like me and my GF...if I actually got a BJ first.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:13am

    I'm sure if you had asked he would have let you have a dick in the can for the road...

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:58am

    You only get the reward if the blowjob was the best he has ever had, so maybe next time try harder and make it the best he ever had and then you will get the reward of deit pepsi. it's like training your dog do the trick right you get a treat.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24am

    I'm pretty sure you're all assholes who wouldn't see a pussy outside of a porno

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:44am

    maybe you shoule have made him that sandwich

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:03pm

    What's the average age here? 12?

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:14pm

    yeah. half of the people here need to be inhumanely euthanized.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:39am

    LOL 10:27!... Yeah, who needs a beverage when you have cum in your mouth?

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:22pm

    haha honey, you either didn't do it right. or he's an ass. Either way. You're probably at least smart enough not to do it again. His loss.

  • 22 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:35am

    Where is that dude that always whines about all girls that give dome being immoral and self-hating?

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:25am

    Exactly, 10:21...two birds, one stone.

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27am

    not sure if you got the memo but men are assholes and women are stupid for putting up with them.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:40am

    Haha I totally sympathize. Just be glad you weren't getting over the flu.... And in his garage.... In the middle of february. Not my finest hour.

  • 22 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice 1:14. quite possibly the funniest thing i've heard today.

  • 26 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am

    I think 10:51 is an ugly chick who is either a dike or never has had a dick in her mouth... you should try it sometime.

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:00am

    sounds like my girlfriend

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:51am

    yeah cause god forbid you spill a little but if it's cum don't worry about it...fucking guys thinking their cars rule and shit. That's prolly the only reason why you were blowing his dick in the first place.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:37am

    Well, was it his last can of Diet Pepsi? Maybe next time, you should ask for the Diet Pepsi before you let him stick his dick in your mouth. How do you feel about Diet Coke?

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:27pm

    Some guys are just really boring to blow. I mean, make it worth my time, fucker.

  • 18 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:36pm

    Ill make it worth your time 1227. skull fucking is my expertise

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:23pm

    Wow. The epitome of pathetic. Permission to drink a soda in his car? Spend less time sucking his sick and more time finding your self respect and you might actually get somewhere in life

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:41am

    Chicks dig assholes, and normally love the cock

  • 18 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:41am

    You already got a diet cock...

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    one suck does not a pepsi make.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:06pm

    4:20 is in 9th grade ps jizz has negative calories. like celery.

  • 17 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:30pm

    it's cause she's fat and has a hard time getting off already..lol "dam girl you took half and hour to get me off that time, no diet coke for you!"

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:59am

    Funny thing is I'll bet she goes back for more dick and takes her own diet pepsi with next time

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:42am

    10:51 loves the cock

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:34pm

    now THAT my friends, is how u can tell you are a certified FUCK, and a FUCK only. you cant even get a beverage to quench your thirst. hahaha. sucks for you.

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:12pm

    and the fact she texted this to her friend shows how dumb the both of them are lol he probably bought her drinks the night before...he already got the blowjob...why would he waste more money on her?

  • 22 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:33am

    9:27 take off the "for putting up with them" and that would be the smartest thing a woman has ever said

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:20pm

    WOW. You all need to get back to your 8th grade pr-algebra homework and quit looking at porn.

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:08am

    I think 10:51 might think a blowjob actually involves blowing

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:51am

    the dick in your mouth should be enough

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:00am

    sounds like my girlfriend

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:57pm

    God gotta love new York guys.. So classy

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:03pm

    12:01 loves the cock

  • 18 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:49am

    haha, 10:27 that's awesome. hope you're a hot chick

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:36 Bitch I'll fuck you til you're blind

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:01pm

    I agree wtih 11:41. There's less calories in a Diet Cock, anyway,.

  • 15 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:58am

    hey 10:51, i'm pretty sure you need a dick in your mouth...

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:20am

    one of the many signs that you are a whore

  • 14 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:43am

    LOL @ 9:41 Best. Reply. Ever.

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:42am

    Just be happy you got any dick at all.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:03am

    I think I know this guy! he is a JERK. Key his car

  • 19 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    "Is that a can of Pepsi you are bringing?" "Yes..." "Suck my dick instead; you spilt the last 2 cans you brought in my car!"

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:54am

    Tell him you need a drink to give head. I've made a couple guys cater on me before hand. haha. Even if he'll treat you like shit after you'll get that diet pepsi.

  • 15 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:41pm

    them bitches cant be spillin' shit in my ride

  • 15 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:21am

    she should have just swallowed

  • 15 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:07am

    bitch, bitch, bitch - they are never happy.