I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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