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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:57am

    The soviets really need to step up their game, they're going downhill quickly. In soviet russia you get raped? Ok...but how is that a) funny? or b) clever? In soviet Russia, you guys would get out to death for those inferior jokes

  • 98 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:35am

    In soviet Russia hot pocket pays you

  • 91 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:34am

    When you start accepting Cup O Noodles, id seek professional help.

  • 92 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:37am

    Was it an Alabama hot pocket??

  • 87 75
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Feb 4, 10 at 9:36am

    I offered a girl a hot pocket once after sex. In college, that was my 'meal' of choice! I personally prefer ham and cheese. You?

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:37am

    You can come play with my hot pocket

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:34am

    In soviet Russia you get raped

  • 88 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:38am

    Awww he bought your slut ass dinner. I guess it wasn't a random fuck after all

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:35pm

    11:08 your retarded comment wasn't funny at all. You're just acting like a kid with downs.

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:30pm

    TOTALLY did this last night.....

  • 88 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:47am

    In Soviet Russia, hot pocket gets paid for sex with a you!

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:49pm

    Well did he heat up YOUR hot pocket ;)

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:10pm

    I'm pretty sure they meant that they got paid with a hot pocket for having sex, not that they got paid to have sex with a hot pocket.

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:43pm

    Fucking whore

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:39am

    You fat bitch. Don't you eat that, call Jenny

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 4, 10 at 9:47am

    Now get the fuck out!!!

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:45am

    Check the new 98.7 AMP Radio!

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:34pm

    Slut

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:44am

    I think you just got genital warts and you accepted

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:06pm

    Slowthatup.com/blog

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:35am

    In soviet Russia you get paid with black slaves

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:08pm

    510. You're a stupid fuck who doesn't understand humor. Keep your boring fucking comments to yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:32am

    Your moms going downhill Quickly because I raped her ass and kicked her fat ass off my hill... In soviet Russia

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:03pm

    You had sex with a hot pocket? It burns the top of my mouth I couldn't imagine the pain it does to a weiner

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:56am

    In Soviet Russia, a Hot Pocket is legal tender.