I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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