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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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