It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did I show you my penis last night?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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