and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
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