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  • Actually, they came IN the closet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 12:07pm
  • [Insert coming out of the closet joke here.]

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:43pm
  • No space, no problem.

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 16, 10 at 11:38am
  • text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939 ;)

    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Your not suppose to tell about being closet perverts.

    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 16, 10 at 9:37pm
  • I know my multiple accts have dif names and area codes....

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:50am
  • Since you can have multiple accounts here, Wouldnt it be funny if firsty was firebombing him/her self... Just sayin hmmm you could be firsty, soviet dude or firstydieinfire... Or ?

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:48am
  • Then, after, they both came out of the closet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 12:06pm
  • That's not creative, that's just convenient.

    Submitted by CareBearAssassin on Jul 18, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Yada yada pretzels. Yada yada FUCK FIRSTY.

    Submitted by Durhizzle on Jul 16, 10 at 11:35am
  • Firsty IS insane. Their only goal in life is posting stupid pretzel/firsty comments on a joke app all day long. BTW, Firtsy lives with his/ her parents and jacks off to WOW and old doogie hauser reruns. Oh yeah, that's someone to definitely look up to...

    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:38am
  • Waay to go M.I.A

    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 17, 10 at 3:51am
  • Firsty came on a pretzel

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 16, 10 at 2:45pm
  • Agreed. I enjoy Firsty because it shows how dumb everybody else is. Getting pissed off is exactly what Firsty wants. And people getting angry over the Internet is probably the greatest thing ever.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:50pm
  • these pretzels are making me Firsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Firsty may be annoying sometimes but he/she is so insane you just gotta laugh.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Incest is WINcest

    Submitted by Howboutsomestfu on Jul 16, 10 at 12:17pm
  • I don't think anyone stated that they look up to Firsty. I said I think he/she is funny and that he/she irritates people so much is a bonus. Life is short. Live, laugh and Love!

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:37am
  • These closets are making Soviets everywhere THAT high for all of Firsty's douchbags. Ten To The Power of Pi-th.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Firsty... Anyone imagine a small, vanilla frosty, screaming "firsty"? Well I do D:

    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 1:30pm
  • He's still in the closet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:03am
  • That so me

    Submitted by chastine on Jul 16, 10 at 11:48am
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