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  • 95 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 12:07pm

    Actually, they came IN the closet

    • 29 64
      Submitted by i_am_hollywood on Jul 17, 10 at 1:17am

      well he came in the closet. she was probably faking it

  • 72 65
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:43pm

    [Insert coming out of the closet joke here.]

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 16, 10 at 11:38am

    No space, no problem.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:48am

    Since you can have multiple accounts here, Wouldnt it be funny if firsty was firebombing him/her self... Just sayin hmmm you could be firsty, soviet dude or firstydieinfire... Or ?

  • 52 52
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:50am

    I know my multiple accts have dif names and area codes....

  • 55 62
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:50pm

    Agreed. I enjoy Firsty because it shows how dumb everybody else is. Getting pissed off is exactly what Firsty wants. And people getting angry over the Internet is probably the greatest thing ever.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Durhizzle on Jul 16, 10 at 11:35am

    Yada yada pretzels. Yada yada FUCK FIRSTY.

    • 44 65
      Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:45pm

      Dude, Firsty isn't even here. Be happy.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 12:06pm

    Then, after, they both came out of the closet.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 16, 10 at 2:45pm

    Firsty came on a pretzel

  • 47 60
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 16, 10 at 9:37pm

    Your not suppose to tell about being closet perverts.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 1:30pm

    text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939 ;)

  • 41 53
    Submitted by CareBearAssassin on Jul 18, 10 at 2:35pm

    That's not creative, that's just convenient.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 12:44pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

    • 38 55
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:18pm

      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 17, 10 at 3:51am

    Waay to go M.I.A

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Howboutsomestfu on Jul 16, 10 at 12:17pm

    Incest is WINcest

  • 40 62
    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:38am

    Firsty IS insane. Their only goal in life is posting stupid pretzel/firsty comments on a joke app all day long. BTW, Firtsy lives with his/ her parents and jacks off to WOW and old doogie hauser reruns. Oh yeah, that's someone to definitely look up to...

  • 42 71
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 6:42pm

    Firsty may be annoying sometimes but he/she is so insane you just gotta laugh.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:03am

    He's still in the closet

  • 38 64
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:37am

    I don't think anyone stated that they look up to Firsty. I said I think he/she is funny and that he/she irritates people so much is a bonus. Life is short. Live, laugh and Love!

  • 40 71
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 1:30pm

    Firsty... Anyone imagine a small, vanilla frosty, screaming "firsty"? Well I do D:

  • 36 67
    Submitted by chastine on Jul 16, 10 at 11:48am

    That so me

  • 39 84
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:22pm

    These closets are making Soviets everywhere THAT high for all of Firsty's douchbags. Ten To The Power of Pi-th.