Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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