"it" just moved
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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