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  • 89 48
    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 15, 10 at 2:23pm

    Then I wrote a check for 2llbs of cucumbers

  • 67 42
    Submitted by MiGG on Apr 15, 10 at 9:50pm

    How do you not find the humor in this? It's not the funniest thing in the world but don't hate on it just because yours didn't make it up here.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 4:11pm

    And probably transferred $2.75 to the bank's account in fees at the same time.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by LucyLucy on Apr 15, 10 at 4:13pm

    Big spender...

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 2:49am

    Polar pop run?!

  • 52 45
    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:23pm

    Wow. Good job uve just moved up in the world. U r now realy fucking broke congrats

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:59pm

    So, you had 9.75 and needed the .25 to get to 10 to buy your crack rock. That's ok. Fucked up, but ok.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 16, 10 at 2:54am

    Thats how much ur charging for blowjobs these days. Ur first customer wrote you a check.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by 88cabro on Apr 15, 10 at 3:53pm

    Buy a blunt?

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 2:31pm

    So what? With some of the txts I've submitted that didn't make the cut, I'm shocked that this one did. Absolutely nothing funny about this. Thumbs down.

    • 56 53
      Submitted by quoteXunquote on Apr 15, 10 at 8:40pm

      Thank you. I completely agree. I'm not sure why this comment was thumbed down so much. I'd like to know what people think is funny about this text. It's just boring.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Apr 16, 10 at 9:53am

    Classic

  • 47 56
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 15, 10 at 2:49pm

    Andddddd?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 1:13am

    \/ if he transferred .75$ he had 9.25$ retard!!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by fairskin on Apr 15, 10 at 2:10pm

    Y wud u do dat dude ru a yank I don't even no wat utalkin bout

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Tpack13 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:56am

    That's hilarious. :)

  • 53 94
    Submitted by jjk on Apr 15, 10 at 2:04pm

    FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    • 50 45
      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 16, 10 at 2:43am

      I'm fairly certain there have been other people who fuck their mothers other than you. If she fucks good, I'll do her too.