Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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