PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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