I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
love makes seman taste better
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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