I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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