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  • 93 56
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 1, 10 at 12:11am
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    shouldn't the dishes be wet before you scrub them? otherwise it's just awkward and pointless...

  • 67 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 3:38am
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    Well I guess this kind of makes me feel better about licking the plate clean...

  • 68 51
    Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 2:44am
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    She compared sex to doing dishes..."When it's difficult to get off, get out the steel wool"\n..."It's just a bunch of pointless work that's better done by a machine"\n..."It's not over until everything is dry"\nThis is the worst fucking analogy I've ever heard.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by ojg15 on May 1, 10 at 12:06am
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    Note to self: Do not not eat or drink off anything at this house..

    • 25 49
      Submitted by ojg15 on May 1, 10 at 12:07am
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      Ignoring the extra 'not', 'cause you know someone's gonna call me on it

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 5:28am
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    This isn't funny, it doesn't make sense how does scrubbing dishes make them wet,pretty sure you just put them under water..I get the sexual part but the analogy is horrible..the mods on here are horrible

  • 46 40
    Submitted by ryan720 on May 1, 10 at 4:16am
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    That's so bad lol....

  • 38 38
    Submitted by TheRedQueen on May 1, 10 at 3:20pm
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    This doesn't even make sense...

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:53am
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    2:44 is a slut

  • 47 57
    Submitted by notTexan on May 1, 10 at 1:18am
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    I thought you scrub them until they're clean or you could use the dishwasher. This text doesn't make sense

    • 42 52
      Submitted by skootles on May 1, 10 at 2:01am
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      dishwasher = vibrator in this case

  • 34 32
    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 1, 10 at 9:27am
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    I'm pretty sure in both cases you get the thing wet before you scrub. Lubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislubeislube.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Rees1003 on May 1, 10 at 2:53am
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    Yah Soviet Russia Guy!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by russianreversal on May 1, 10 at 8:20am
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    In Soviet Russia, sex scrubs you!

  • 41 51
    Submitted by SextsFLN on May 1, 10 at 6:14am
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    If some dude tried to scrub me, we'd have a problem.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by MsNissa on May 1, 10 at 1:08am
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    Good advice!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 1:00am
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    Ew. And you're dumb.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 1:49am
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    This is why nailing unsatisfied wives is ideal... They're wet as soon as you walk through the door;)

  • 53 82
    Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 1, 10 at 12:09am
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    In Soviet Russia, the dishes scrub you until you're wet.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by apkdm on May 1, 10 at 1:27pm
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    That sounds...uncomfortable. To say the least.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Turducken on May 1, 10 at 8:59am
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    I don't want no scrubs.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by knuckles on May 1, 10 at 12:48pm
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    Yeah this sux

  • 32 52
    Submitted by nakrispy on May 1, 10 at 11:42pm
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    Yyyyeah I'll pass

  • 32 55
    Submitted by elenavw on May 1, 10 at 3:18am
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    Idiotic

  • 33 61
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 1, 10 at 6:44am
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    With that analogy...I'm doing my own dishes'