Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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