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  • 78 47
    Submitted by emily24 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:35am

    It can be....

  • 72 59
    Submitted by MoeZ423 on Mar 7, 10 at 5:23pm

    Doobie Brothers:"Listen to the Music", No?

  • 74 68
    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 7, 10 at 3:24pm

    I knew it was a song before reading the second sentence.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:58pm

    I love to take shits

  • 66 63
    Submitted by checkmuhschlong on Mar 11, 10 at 2:32pm

    My friend and I sing like everything we say

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:14pm

    In capitalist America your Russian bomb detonation keys are sold at our local and convientient pawn shops. And are on tv. Suck on my big mixed nuts!!!!!

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 2:02pm

    I have a sneaking suspicion that I know this person. I automatically knew it was a song.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:16pm

    Smokin in the boys room

  • 60 56
    Submitted by whodat2006 on Mar 9, 10 at 5:44am

    Sittin on the toilet

  • 60 58
    Submitted by livetoride4141 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:08am

    2nd :p

  • 66 75
    Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 7, 10 at 1:33pm

    So fake

  • 60 64
    Submitted by ItsB on Mar 7, 10 at 11:07am

    Lame

  • 54 55
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 2, 10 at 4:58pm

    Me too 3:24. U cAn tell by the way she wrtor it

  • 54 56
    Submitted by deb207 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:04pm

    I thought it was 'poopin in the shower' from dnr.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by seeareuh on Mar 31, 10 at 4:47am

    Haha I definitely sang that as I read it.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by misseinstein on Mar 7, 10 at 11:47am

    I dint get it

  • 18 16
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 15, 12 at 10:59pm

    I heard it in my head to the tune of "Workin' at the Carwash". Also, @Anonymous 11:14 - "Suck on my big mixed nuts"? Is one of them a transplant from another dude?

  • 50 81
    Submitted by sovietrussian22 on Mar 7, 10 at 12:43pm

    In soviet Russia every text is assumed to be song!!!