I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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