Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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