People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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