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  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 9, 10 at 2:34am

    You could learn more by smoking that and watching Spongebob than actually reading that book.

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    Submitted by sayntdavid on Mar 9, 10 at 3:35am

    You know you don't go to catholic school when you think twelve verses is enough to roll a spliff

  • 82 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:44am

    We call those "Holy Rollers."

  • 63 44
    Submitted by curtbaily on Mar 9, 10 at 10:56pm

    That's a terrifying verse.... It is when John the babtist is beheaded you picked a bad page to smoke

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:42am

    ok 3:30 you're a moron and I'm guessing a 15 year old fat chick, the verse the op chose isn't supposed to mean anything you tard, it's the simple fact they are using bible pages for the god damn joint. I hate stupid people ie-you

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      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 9, 10 at 7:58am

      the fat ones are the religious ones.. that way they have an excuse for being virgins late in life

    • 28 39
      Submitted by anttg on Mar 12, 10 at 12:18am

      you need to calm down and not be such a lil' bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:06am

    get this high school shit outta here

    • 39 48
      Submitted by soft22ball on Apr 16, 10 at 7:42pm

      you do realize that there are catholic colleges, right ?

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:28am

    Damn wtf is with all these ppl using bible paper?? Do yourself a favor and spend a dollar or so on some zigzags!! You will be a happy stoner.

    • 31 40
      Submitted by anttg on Mar 12, 10 at 12:19am

      bible paper brings you closer to jesus

  • 58 49
    Submitted by hellsop on Mar 9, 10 at 6:27pm

    You know those little pocket bibles that they hand out around schools? (Or is that only a Midwest thing?) The pages of those make fantastic rolling papers. A friend smoked his way through Revelation, Jude, and two books of the Epistles of John before he finally lost the thing. True story....

  • 52 42
    Submitted by badahboom on Mar 9, 10 at 6:30pm

    I go to catholic school, and that legitimatly happened last month...in class

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Azrael on Mar 9, 10 at 3:01am

    WTF is 'titty ball juice'?

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    Submitted by conor2479 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:49am

    roll a joint with every page from every bible its cool your not going to hell, your just going to die one day and go in the ground or be cremated like everyone else. religion is dumb and dont give me any belive what you want bs cause its just straight up stupid. theres no proof of the bible stories than there is greek mythology stories, why dont you belive in zeus anymore? you might say oh cause thats stupid but the only thing different todays religions are from mythology todays are even less believable

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      Submitted by conor2479 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:49pm

      negative me all you want its not gonna make your "god" real. theres so many religions what makes yours the right one. ok another question, where did god come from? silly answers to big questions that really solve nothing.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by JohnTheHunter on Mar 9, 10 at 7:25am

    The OP is clearly saying u have to be high to believe anything in the Bible! And I agree completly

  • 42 36
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 1:42am

    Dude do you honestly think Jesus is gonna care whether you roll a join with zig zags or the bible? No. Same thing

  • 51 55
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:29am

    That's just wrong

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:31am

    Get rid of this highschool gayness!

  • 41 42
    Submitted by tinydancerx3 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:17am

    3:42s right ur easily an idiot. why dont u " STOP" tryin to get tough...

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:01pm

    Fuck the bible finally someone getting real use out of it

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:17pm

    @7:44. Dude, that was brillant!!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Mar 9, 10 at 8:39pm

    Haha, Ohio kids at their finest

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 9, 10 at 8:35am

    3:30 blunt and joint are two different things. And who cares? It was funny.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:09pm

    Guarantee this is St. X

  • 36 49
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 9, 10 at 3:51pm

    lolol. This one hit a nerve with some people.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by mboehm88 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:05am

    Fuck titty ball juice

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:18am

    Haha don't you just live being catholic lmao.?!:)

  • 38 57
    Submitted by jpo101 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:30am

    Guarantee that all 1108 people who voted this as bad night are jews.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by tfyn on Mar 9, 10 at 2:11am

    This is unauthorised activity

  • 40 64
    Submitted by 3rdcoast on Mar 9, 10 at 7:42am

    Straight to hell you go, OP. \nIm sick of this high school bullshit. Do better, tfln.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by sylvster on Mar 9, 10 at 2:11am

    Fucking funny!!

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41pm

    That's just wrong

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:55am

    3:30 agreed.

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:08am

    Not cool.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:51am

    lame. ...just a bit "fake" ... next time you're sitting around and think you've thought of a pretend text to send in and it's "funny"... try actually sending it to a real person first, that way you'll have someone let you know that you're idea isn't very funny...

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:31am

    LAME.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by 131rd on Mar 9, 10 at 2:05am

    first

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:54am

    Well, this was dumb.

  • 15 43
    Submitted by hannahec44 on Oct 23, 10 at 12:24pm

    so bad.

  • Submitted by bdm06002 on Mar 9, 10 at 3:30am

    Um, just wondering, did you just decide to randomly pick a verse to put in this post?? Considering the fact that this doesn't even make since.. And rolling a blunt has NOTHING to do with going to a Catholic school! Just saying.. You should probably STOP trying to be funny.

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      Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:07am

      he chose a random page you moron