Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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