worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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