I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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