I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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