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  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:20pm

    Yes, I totally agree and typically drink to that!

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:08pm

    Lol!!! I have had that day! And sometimes taking birth control doesn't decrease the paranoia. I am a teacher and I used to want kids. Every day I am given more reasons to never have kids of my own!!!

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:53pm

    I hate children. Today is a day I'm glad I'm not pregnant, screaming little fuckers.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    The difference is that not all women wish to be mothers, 4:03, you overly sentimental cuntbag.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:40am

    Amen!!!!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    happy not a fathers day! (or not a mothers day in this case)

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:23pm

    The point is....not pregnant so who gives a fuck?

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:22pm

    Considering the guys like 1:18, I have another suggestion: lesbians! Lesbians fuck better.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59pm

    Maybe there's a different angle to this. The OP could've been seated next to a family with obnoxious children, or seen a C-section scar, or heard about a woman forced to choose between carrying out her pregnancy and chemotherapy... Hell, even when I'm between boyfriends, I have moments I'm glad not to be pregnant. Who needs that?

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:03pm

    Some women consider it a horrible day to find out they're not pregnant. Just a reminder, every baby is a gift.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm

    Are you using contraceptives properly? Taking your pill at the same time each day? Making sure the condon is the right fit and rolled all the way down the base? Applying spermicidal lubricant?

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm

    Today was that day for me. Fuck yea!!!!!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:19(2) was just reminded people that this sort of worry isn't necessary if you're doing it right.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm

    Lol that's right, 347 NYC !!

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:31pm

    There's always abortion.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:58pm

    women who can't get pregnant should adopt before they spend thousands of dollars on infertility treatments.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    the game of life sucks

  • 40 34
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 18, 10 at 10:10am

    AGREED

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:17pm

    Lol fuck I love that day

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:54am

    I had that day today! It's always a mix of ecstatic vs pissed off. Don't get me wrong...I'd take not being pregnant over anything anyday, but periods fucking suck! lol

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52pm

    Slut, such a loving word <3

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:49pm

    My god people application is for fun not expressing ur overly senstive opinions about protection!!! Think about it maybe her condom broke or she's not ready to be a mum maybe she isn't a slut Get real have a laugh or delete the fuckin application or don't visit the fuckin site xxx

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:28pm

    God damn those are the best days just found out YESTERDAY my girlfriend wasn't pregnant *phew*

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:13pm

    Best day of the month

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:21pm

    Had a dream I was preggo last night. Woke up and remembered I'm on my period. Whew!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:42am

    Slut! Wonder if she's busy later...

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:15pm

    Truely the best days!!!!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:37pm

    I wish I was pregnant sometimes

  • 42 56
    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm

    Never had to worry bout that. I think having to worry bout an STD is worse!! Anyone agree?!?

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:51pm

    Then it's a gift I can return to sender - abort!

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:13pm

    6:49 GTFO with your fugly brit toothed self

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:18pm

    swallow or take it in the ass and you will be happy every day of your slutty life, cunt