It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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