Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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