I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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