apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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