Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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