glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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