I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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