Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
well, you know. whores of a feather.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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