I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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