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    Submitted by usfcountry on May 11, 12 at 1:47pm

    Two types of riders come out of barrel racing. The ones that ride smooth and have the perfect balance between bounce and grind. The then other ones the think of your dick as a nail and she is the hammer.

    • 35 42
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 11, 12 at 3:16pm

      They make an interesting mini trampoline for the morons. Saw it in a sex toy magazine. I giggled, like where the fuck are you going to hide that?

  • 58 37
    Submitted by Hedonistic on May 11, 12 at 1:24pm

    Riding a mechanical bull makes for a better show! Especially when done slowly...

  • 64 52
    Submitted by porksword on May 11, 12 at 2:25pm

    He should be flattered you were thinking about riding a horse while you were riding him.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 11, 12 at 2:02pm

    ....do a barrel roll!!

    • 38 45
      Submitted by partyrok on May 11, 12 at 3:52pm

      "Oh omg you snapped my d*ck off!"

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    Submitted by GutterBalls on May 12, 12 at 10:01pm

    Cowgirl up!

  • 38 46
    Submitted by sunshine1114 on May 11, 12 at 6:33pm

    Usfcountry If she treats your dick like a nail to her hammer she was probably not a very good barrel racer :).