Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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