operation harelip BJ is a go
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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