whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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