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  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 8:56pm

    Better than a note and a sticky condom.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 5:57pm

    good parenting right there...kids gunna do what there gunna do best you can do is teach them to be safe

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      Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 5, 12 at 12:35am

      Not only that, but one ought to teach them to enjoy sex as they choose to, rather than looking upon it prudishly.

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 5, 12 at 3:26am

      I couldn't agree with you more, but some parents think they can control their kids. I keep a stash of condoms for my nephews. They always know where to get them, never any questions asked, and I always replenish the stash before it's empty. I'm their condom fairy because each of the mothers has a stick up her ass.

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        Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 6, 12 at 1:43am

        I congratulate you, madam/sir. You give me some faith in humanity.

    • 39 44
      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jan 5, 12 at 5:45am

      Exactly what I was gonna say.

      • 49 52
        Submitted by porksword on Jan 5, 12 at 8:41am

        Yawn!!! Less common sense and more inappropriate filth please.

        • 35 57
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 5, 12 at 3:41pm

          My-my, you get testy without your morning dose of smut, don't you?

          • 32 50
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 4:22pm

            hehehe...she said teste

            • 41 53
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 5, 12 at 4:56pm

              LMFAO! Sometimes you get me with the most random and cheesy shit! Thanks!

  • Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 4, 12 at 5:43pm

    Mom of the year?

  • Submitted by WApple on Jan 4, 12 at 6:50pm

    The first day of public school is so special.

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 4, 12 at 7:15pm

    Reverse psychology: you'll be thinking of dear mom in the heat of the moment, and won't be able to get it up. Unless you're from the deep south, of course.

    • 42 46
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 12:11am

      Pretty sure an oedipus complex isn't strictly north or south...more of a world wide phenomenon...

      • 39 49
        Submitted by McFatty60 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:41am

        I'm not sure that's going to hit home with the majority of this site

        • 41 48
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 2:44pm

          Lol...google is a wonderful tool! Btw you just called most people on here stupid and no one caught on...

    • 45 42
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 1:17pm

      Subliminal cock blockin is a lot of fun. When I know some friends are headin off to get busy, I tell them, "Just when yer about to get yet nut, think of THIS face." Then I make the ugliest face I can. I LOVE the phone calls I get late at night after that.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 4, 12 at 9:20pm

    If if was your dad, I bet there would be a phone number on the stickie.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 5, 12 at 11:09am

    I'd take it out and be like "look what my mom got us" ^^

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 4, 12 at 11:57pm

    So I left her a dildo and a sticky note that said "Mom, I'm 42 years old. Go fuck yourself."

  • 48 46
    Submitted by badgirl72 on Jan 6, 12 at 11:13am

    Love it! Sensible mom :)

  • 58 66
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 4, 12 at 6:34pm

    Just one? youre gonna need more then that.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 5, 12 at 12:31am

    All parents should be this awesome.

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 4, 12 at 6:55pm

    She probably didn't want you to end like her.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:32am

    She made that mistake once... Wouldnt want an accident to have an accident

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Jan 4, 12 at 9:52pm

    Awesome.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by awkwardpalmtree on Jan 5, 12 at 1:54am

    nominated for best mom for 2012 right there...

  • 45 52
    Submitted by adamd2p on Jan 6, 12 at 3:32am

    @porksword that was amazing

  • 49 61
    Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Jan 5, 12 at 3:35am

    Hedo, I love you now. They're going to do it anyway, they might as well do it safely.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by smiche516 on Jan 5, 12 at 4:52pm

    This is the mom I wanna be when I start having kids

  • 42 52
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 4, 12 at 11:30pm

    Funny she slipped one outta mah pocket

  • 45 60
    Submitted by lalo0600 on Jan 4, 12 at 9:36pm

    Story of my life

  • 33 50
    Submitted by donnym4133 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:47pm

    Best\nMom\nEver

  • 40 64
    Submitted by phips on Jan 5, 12 at 2:38am

    Fake

  • 36 59
    Submitted by snugglebunnii on Jan 5, 12 at 8:31am

    Legend!

  • Submitted by dthbrngr on Jan 4, 12 at 6:51pm

    My wife did this for me once too.

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    Submitted by mmmmbop on Jan 4, 12 at 6:42pm

    as she slipped off her skirt